Confession of a Crematory Democrat to a Stages Staff

Thank you for the coffee.

I’m an experienced coffee drinker, i can handle hot cups.

But i’m not a Christian Democrat like Angela Merkel.

I could apply as Black Guard or Security, deciding democratically how death penalty candidates will be executed and how to bury them, by land, sea, air or space, deciding whose bodies gases, vapors and smokes may pollute our atmosphere and whose not!

Shall i?