First Letter to Antijehovah

His higness Antijehovah, your or your followers stole me many holy and sacred goods:

• York flag
• Original greek diatheke
• camping cooker
• led lantern
• song books
• Canon Poetshot camera
• Zsion briefcase
• my self made wheel barrow
• badges
• flowers
• my parent’s heritage
• many hours of painful work
• and much more

If you and your followers do not stop to double my expenses and halven my incomes, resulting in a fourfould burdon, i will put a spell on you, eternally!

I cannot see you, but you are standing totally naked against me! Go and cover at least your genitals by sone clothes or leaves!